Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Official 2012 Presidential Endorsement

-Because the founding fathers valued scientific discovery over the Bible.
-Because Congressional science committees shouldn't be run by men who think evolution is a myth.
-Because performing a valuable service isn't any less important than starting a business.
-Because phrases like "those who can't do, teach" are as short-sighted as they are idiotic.
-Because life isn't one giant game of Monopoly.
-Because reckless, tough-guy foreign policy decisions get people killed.
-Because leaders shouldn't sign pledges to "never" do anything.
-Because prioritizing stonewalling a man out of office over moving forward is bullshit.
-And because the powers that be in the modern GOP disagree with me about all of those things....


Meet the new boss....

Obama nails the bin Laden press conference.

...same as the old boss.